Worker lady: I told him, ‘You’re not going to get the whole thing in — I have a small mouth and a gag problem.’
343 State Street
Rochester, New York
Worker lady: I told him, ‘You’re not going to get the whole thing in — I have a small mouth and a gag problem.’
343 State Street
Rochester, New York
Waitress #1: What’s with your couple at table five? It’s impossible to tell how old they are. They could be in their 20s or 50s.
Waitress #2: That’s ’cause they’re foreign. All foreign people look like vampires.
River Street
Savannah, Georgia
Clerk #1: My boss is bad off because he ain’t had a BM for weeks.
Clerk #2: Ass-kisser.
Central Park West and 71st Street
New York, New York
20-something worker #1: You know, I’ve never had a bikini wax. Never.
20-something worker #2: What? How do you keep yourself… fresh down there?
20-something worker #1: Neutrogena works like a charm.
Paramus, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bored in NJ
Coworker #1: When she [pregnant supervisor] saw what we did here, she almost had her baby.
Coworker #2: In a bad way?
Coworker #3: Nobody has a baby in a good way!
640 5th Avenue
New York, New York
Male peon: So, where are you guys located, anyway?
Customer: We’re in Guyana.
Male peon: Oh, over in Africa, eh?
Black coworker, yelling from four cubicles over to male peon: Stan*, you’re an idiot!
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Andrew
Cube rat: How do you say ‘ejaculation’ in Pig Latin?
11 Penn Plaza
New York, New York
Lady employee to friend: Looks like we’re both going solo together tonight.
Club, 815 V Street NW
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Matt
Expansion specialist to trainee: So, did you put the dead guy in ‘Deceased’?
4833 Rugby Avenue
Bethesda, Maryland
Male peon #1: I watched that movie Roadhouse every day for like five years. Literally.
Male peon #2: I was like that with the first Lethal Weapon.
Illinois Street
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Shatmandu
