Family members

Mother shouting on cell: How the fuck do I know what he eats? I’m his mother, not his nanny.

New York City Library, New York

Overheard by: Took care of my own children

Extra nice granny: Good god, if they need more than three gallons of gravy we are in big trouble.

Montezuma
Prescott, Arizona

Overheard by: Tom

Little girl: We’re going to the three floor.
Mom: The third floor.
Little girl: Third floor. Mommy, what’s on the third floor?
Mom: The cafeteria. I’m gonna see if they can get you a salad instead of the crap you eat.
[doors open, they get off and start walking away.]Little girl: I eat chocolate two times every day, and there’s nothing you can do to change that.

Avenue of the Americas
New York City, New York

Overheard by: Duncan

Employee’s daughter: Sometimes I like to lick my jacket!

1114 6th Avenue
New York, New York

Overheard by: Kelly