Coworker #1: Apparently boston is the second best city to find a sugar daddy.
Coworker #2: Oh?
Coworker #2's father, the cfo: She already has one.
Union Street
Newton Centre, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Front Desk
Coworker #1: Apparently boston is the second best city to find a sugar daddy.
Coworker #2: Oh?
Coworker #2's father, the cfo: She already has one.
Union Street
Newton Centre, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Front Desk
VP on phone: I know, I'm starving… I just ate one of those, uh what do you call a peach and a plum? Yeah, a pluot.
Yahoo! Center
Santa Monica, California
Office manager: Tess* is not going to be in for a few days. Her mother died.
Boss: Why does everything always happen to me?
Hackensack, New Jersey
Overheard by: Gary
HR, in response to ringtone coming from another cube: I think it's nice it makes me want to hustle… or… film a porno.
Marlborough, Massachusetts
Smoker #1: Hey, I didn’t know you smoked. When did you start smoking?
Smoker #2: About four years ago, right after my wife left me. It gives me something else to do with my hands.
Kokomo, Indiana
Senior editor and mother of three: Sometimes you just need strippers.
Young male editorial assistant: Sometimes you just need strippers.
Manhattan, New York
Rep 1: The salon across the way, their back door is wide open, but they’ve been closed for hours. What should we do?
Rep 2: Call the police. The non-emergency number, I’d say.
Rep 1: Okay… er, what’s the non-emergency number for 911?
Scatterfield Road
Anderson, Indiana
Overheard by: Oh, the pain…
shop assistant – is sparkling water real water? Other shop assitant – yes of course it's "water"
shop assistant- yeh… But does it actually quench your thirst?
Auckland
Lady peon #1: Are you going to participate in Lou’s retirement party?
Lady peon #2: Yes — I’m going to jump out of the cake.
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: The Quotable Cubicle
