Medical assistant trying to make appointment for patient: Tell me something — why is the Gastrology office always so backed up?
Greenville, South Carolina
Overheard by: Mary
Medical assistant trying to make appointment for patient: Tell me something — why is the Gastrology office always so backed up?
Greenville, South Carolina
Overheard by: Mary
Male peon eating peanuts, to lady peon: Do you mind if I put my nut dust in your can?
South Carolina
Overheard by: peachy girl
Worker explaining new fax machine: Stand there and just stick it in. Bottom up.
Piedmont, South Carolina
Overheard by: Ape
Bimbette news assistant: I’m going to go to Target tonight and find something real Jewish and bring it in… Oooh, maybe I could find a piñata — a Jewish piñata… With a menorah for a tail.
1401 Shop Road
Columbia, South Carolina
Library supervisor: Can you hand me those staplers? I’ve gotta take them back to those who dwell in the rear.
Library
Columbia, South Carolina
Girl on cell: Don’t worry, I Photoshopped my moles off, so the boobs are unidentifiable.
Main Street
Greenville, South Carolina
Overheard by: Ape
