Airhead intern, chatting loudly on cell: I have to go, they actually gave me something to do.
7th and 34th
New York City, New York
Airhead intern, chatting loudly on cell: I have to go, they actually gave me something to do.
7th and 34th
New York City, New York
Cubicle dweller: But, he was eating bones!
Englewood, Colorado
Overheard by: JoAnn
Elevator maintenance guy: I stuck my finger up there and it didn't move much 'cuz it was pretty tight…
Manhattan, New York
Coworker, realizing the candy he's just bitten into is not what he thought: Fucking leprechauns! (pause) See, I'm not being racist, because they don't exist.
Surrey
England
Sassy Latina operations manager: Where have you been?!?! You’ve been gone for like an hour!
Spunky marketing manager: What? I was getting a bikini wax!
Sassy Latina operations manager: Oh. [pause] I *thought* your pants looked looser.
M Street, Washington DC
Coworker #1: How are your children?
Coworker #2: Oh they're fine. My wife just has a problem getting them into the crates at night.
Johannesburg
South Africa
Overheard by: PuffTheMagicDragQueen
Man #1: I didn’t know we had brochures for this product last year.
Woman #1: Let me see. [takes it and looks over] Dude! Check out the hair on this chick’s arm!
Man #1: What?! No way! Ewww… Outsourcing stock photos from eastern Europe, for the win! Take a look! [gives it to man #2]Man #2: [looks it over, then shouts] That’s a man, baby!
Atlantic Avenue
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Ang
Lady on phone: Are you a smoker? No? That's too bad… a lot of people lose weight that way.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Waiting for the printer
Coworker: Everyone around here has an iPhone. How do I get one of those? Drop my phone in the parking lot like you did? Drop it in my beer like Jody did? I want an iPhone!
Omaha, Nebraska
Overheard by: BitterBarrenSpinster
Coworker #1: You know why you got this job, right?
Coworker #2: Cause I got big knockers, and an ass that won't quit?
Irvine, California
