Boss: You shouldn’t throw glass stones at a house!
155 North Wacker Drive
Chicago, Illinois
Boss: You shouldn’t throw glass stones at a house!
155 North Wacker Drive
Chicago, Illinois
Female coworker to male coworker: You need to squeeze as you smell the hole to make air come out.
Richmond, Virginia
Vet examining dog with anal abscess: All this dog needs is an hour alone with its butt and its tongue.
Washington, DC
Worker bee: Seriously, you just should not name your dog after a rapist…
Medical office
Florida
Overheard by: The DM
