Smart Bosses

Right After “Thou Shalt Not Let Thy Friends Go Home with Ugly People”

Underling to boss, incredulous: The lord was cock-blocking you?!
Boss: Sure! It’s in the bible!

Los Angeles, California

Posted on April 9, 2008
Bosses and Underlings, California, Places, Religion, Sexuality, Smart Bosses

But It Also Limits the Number Of People Who’d Steal Your Jacket

Office manager to adult male employee, in reference to getting his name embroidered on his jacket: No, you never do that. That means pedophiles can come up to you and go “Jooohhn… Come heeeeeere, I’ve got some caaaaaaandy!”

Humble Texas

Posted on April 9, 2008
Advice, Clothes, Crimes, Employees, Places, Sexuality, Smart Bosses, Texas

Or Who Takes Magic Mushrooms. Whatever.

Editor: I want a story about a person.
Intern: What kind?
Editor: Oh, I don’t know. But it could be a lollipop man, who straps a rocket to the back of his lollipop, and now flies to New York in five seconds.

Edinburgh
Scotland

Posted on April 4, 2008
Advice, Interns & Temps, Offers and requests, Places, Publishing, Questions, Smart Bosses, UK, Weirdness, Wishes