Europe

IT support guy: If it's not working, there must be a problem with it.

Copenhagen
Denmark

Overheard by: Marie

Golfer to coworker: I’m lucky I’m ambidextrous — great for my game.
Woman: You want to be careful — I know someone who died of that.

Finance Centre
Dublin
Ireland

Student studying energy, to another: Do you think this a controlled or uncontrolled nuclear erection?

International School of Milan
Milan
Itlay

CFO: Our budget has been balanced the last few years because of unpaid maternity leaves, and we are working that into our models for coming years.
Committee member: So our financial solvency is based on people in the company having sex?
CFO: Basically.

Klaipeda
Lithuania