California and Northwest

Senior director to group of scientists: Well, it’s not like they’re just licking each other’s boobies!

Bay Area, California

Overheard by: marblecargirl

Photographer: Are you saying my cock is funny?

Culver City, California

Overheard by: LaLa Land

Clerk #1: Sorry, I’m a little dyslexic.
Clerk #2: My dog died of dyslexia!

1901 Avenue of the Stars
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: Office Droid