Nevada

Coworker: Oh my god, you still have Jesus on your pencil.

Pilot Road
Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: Sex Writer Goddess

Coworker #1: She doesn’t look like her name, does she?
Coworker #2: No… She doesn’t.
Coworker #1: Yeah, she’s a little hottie!

MGM Grand
Las Vegas, Nevada

Cube monkey #1: It’s not like there are a lot of straight people at this office to sleep with.
Cube monkey #2: You could sleep with the IT guy — Harold*.
Cube monkey #1: Ew, he’s a whore. I don’t want to get crotch rot.
Cube monkey #2: What on earth is crotch rot? I’ve never heard of that.
Cube monkey #3: Not only have I heard of it, I have smelled it!

731 Pilot Road
Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: Anna

Worker bee: I don’t have his cell phone, but he’s always at his desk… Except when he isn’t.

4339 Corporate Center Drive
Las Vegas, Nevada

Copywriter: Have you seen Terri*? I have to ask her about her G-spot.

Sex toy company
Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: Sex Writer Goddess