Coworker #1: She doesn’t look like her name, does she?
Coworker #2: No… She doesn’t.
Coworker #1: Yeah, she’s a little hottie!
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, Nevada
Coworker #1: She doesn’t look like her name, does she?
Coworker #2: No… She doesn’t.
Coworker #1: Yeah, she’s a little hottie!
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, Nevada
Cube monkey #1: It’s not like there are a lot of straight people at this office to sleep with.
Cube monkey #2: You could sleep with the IT guy — Harold*.
Cube monkey #1: Ew, he’s a whore. I don’t want to get crotch rot.
Cube monkey #2: What on earth is crotch rot? I’ve never heard of that.
Cube monkey #3: Not only have I heard of it, I have smelled it!
731 Pilot Road
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: Anna
Worker bee: I don’t have his cell phone, but he’s always at his desk… Except when he isn’t.
4339 Corporate Center Drive
Las Vegas, Nevada
Copywriter: Have you seen Terri*? I have to ask her about her G-spot.
Sex toy company
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: Sex Writer Goddess
Cocktail waitress #1: What’s a late-term abortion?
Cocktail waitress #2: I’m not sure, but I think it’s when you have an abortion when the baby’s being born.
Cocktail waitress #1: Ew! They can do that?! [A few minutes later] Where is Washington state?
Cocktail waitress #2: I think it’s near Seattle…
Cocktail waitress #1: You think they meant to say ‘Washington, DC’?
Cocktail waitress #2: I don’t know, but that’s pretty dumb of them if they did mean DC. People can get confused, you know?
Hotel and casino
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: HannA
