Dean: I don’t think we can be the best in the United States, but I do think we have a shot at being the best in the world.
College Station, Texas
Overheard by: Faith
Dean: I don’t think we can be the best in the United States, but I do think we have a shot at being the best in the world.
College Station, Texas
Overheard by: Faith
Cube rat on phone: I saw the puppy on my lunch break… Yeah, now I have to go home and scrub the bathroom floor with my teeth.
Irving, Texas
Female editor: I’ve never been to Hooters, and I probably never will.
Male reporter: The service is exceptional.
Female editor: It takes the longest time for me to get my food there.
Male reporter: That’s the best part!
100 Avenue A
Conroe, Texas
Coworker: Can I get the first initial of your last name?
Insurance rep: ‘C’ as in ‘pussy.’
Coworker: I’m sorry — ‘C’ as in what?!
Insurance rep: ‘C’ like ‘pussy.’ You know — pussycat.
Doctor’s office
Dallas, Texas
