Texas

Female worker: Something about his office seemed very home-like. I think he had a couch in it.
Male worker: It was a lamp.

Hillcroft Street
Houston, Texas

Office chick: How was your weekend?
Office guy: I got a sunburn! Look, my skin is flaking off! [Rubs his arm.]Office chick: Stop! You’re flaking into my coffee!

San Antonio, Texas

Disembodied voice: Yeah, I had him for five months — a big ol’ black boy. He had a toilet paper fetish.

Capital of Texas Highway
Austin, Texas

Cube rat on phone: They’re cheap and easy.

9744 Forest Lane
Dallas, Texas

Overheard by: Renee