On the phone

Woman on cell: … So now instead of going to the funeral we’re going to the strawberry festival.

Indiana government center
Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Mmm… strawberries

Manager on phone: Oh, yes, I remember now. Fuck you!

75 Washington Avenue
Portland, Maine

Overheard by: brian brinegar

Phone rep: Yes, Jerry* is here. Would you like me to punch him?

915 Broadway
New York, New York

Overheard by: Sarah R

Boss on phone to wife: Yes, they’ll be in this evening. Well, afternoon-ish… Probably in the morning.

Cardiff
Wales

Chick on cell: So, I’m clearing room in the back for more stock, and those fuckers have a case of beer back there…

Mall
Burnaby, British Columbia
Canadia

Overheard by: Christmas shopper wanted to know what store she works at…