Suits

Suit on cell: So, my division is like an aborigine, and their division is like a rhinoceros.

Palo Alto, California

Overheard by: Spittake

Suit: So, your friend is Puerto Rican and he’s donating a kidney to a Jew? How can they do that?

California Street
San Francisco, California

Serious suit on cell: If he does that then he’s going to have to give up the hookers and drugs, and I am not kidding.

San Jacinto Boulevard
Austin, Texas

Overheard by: Going Into Politics?