Suits

White shirt: Who is in charge of the build here?
Blue shirt: I am in charge of getting it up.
White shirt: Okay, so you’re the erection supervisor.

5760 East Highway 80
Pearl, Mississippi

Overheard by: Brain Dancing

Suit: You know, this whole process is like making out with your cousin.

350 Madison Avenue
New York, New York

Suit on cell: So, my division is like an aborigine, and their division is like a rhinoceros.

Palo Alto, California

Overheard by: Spittake