Suit: You know, this whole process is like making out with your cousin.
350 Madison Avenue
New York, New York
Suit: You know, this whole process is like making out with your cousin.
350 Madison Avenue
New York, New York
Receptionist: Girl, you’re young, you’re skinny, you’ve got a boyfriend who makes you happy, and you’re not cramping. You were doomed to have a shitty week here before you walked through that door.
8900 Kelso Drive
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: They’re not bitter or anything, though…
Suit on cell: So, my division is like an aborigine, and their division is like a rhinoceros.
Palo Alto, California
Overheard by: Spittake
Product manager: So, it’s a win-win situation, but without the wins.
70 East 55th Street
New York, New York
Admin assistant: I hear that Jay-Z and Beyoncé actually have an open relationship.
India-Indian boss: Well, it is no surprise since she does not want to get married.
Admin assistant: I guess you’re right.
India-Indian boss: I mean, why buy the milk when that cow is just outside?
685 3rd Avenue
New York, New York
