DC and Mid-Atlantic

Intern #1: I work for Toyota. I don't work for Japan.
Intern #2: Aren't they the same thing?

Washington, DC

Cube #1: Uh, what's shingles?
Cube #2: It's like chicken pox.
Cube #3: Thank god I got chicken pox as a kid! I don't want no shingles!

Washington, DC

Cafeteria employee: What is the name of that guy who wrote The Pelican Brief? He wrote, like, eight books about the law.
Law student: Ummm… Dean Koontz…?
Cafeteria employee: Good one, man! This guy is smart!

600 New Jersey Avenue NW
Washington, DC