Wishes

Frustrated supervisor: Yeah, I’m down with all this safety crap, but you know? Sometimes I wish I had a job where I could potentially cut my hand off.

Dallas, Texas

Overheard by: Mr. Safety

CCA #1: There are so many people here who are pregnant!
CCA #2: Must be something in the water.
CCA #1: Yeah, seems like.
Male supervisor: Man, I hope I don’t get pregnant.

2 Charlotte Street
Sackville, New Brunswick
Canadia

Overheard by: Mel