Vacation

Would It Help If I Offered You Cunnilimbo?

Intern: I’m sorry that I didn’t turn in my time sheet on Friday. I was on vacation and didn’t have access to a computer.
Payroll official: Well, I’ll let it go this time. Just don’t keep us in lingo again.

130 Cremona Drive
Santa Barbara, California

Overheard by: A disbelieving employee

Posted on July 6, 2006
California, Financial Folk, General Idiocy, Interns & Temps, Vacation, Words

12PM Lunch

Coworker #1: How was your vacation?
Coworker #2: Good, except my boyfriend got sick. We think it was on some sushi.
Coworker #1: That’s what he gets for drinking that stuff!

150 Batson Drive
Manchester, Connecticut

Overheard by: I love this place!

Posted on May 9, 2006
Connecticut, Coworkers, General Idiocy, Meals and Snacks, New England, Vacation