New Zealand

Female coworker, passing her piece of cake to male coworker: You better not touch my creamy bits!
Male coworker: It’s okay. I only like the bottom anyway.

Broadway, Newmarket
Auckland
New Zealand

Coworker #1: Yo! Can you send me that link again?
Coworker #2: Which one?
Coworker #1: You know, that one you sent me. With the article about the guy from My Chemical Romance.
Coworker #2: You mean Wikipedia?
Coworker #1: Yeah. I wonder what else is on there.

Internet service provider, 110 Symonds Street
Auckland
New Zealand

CEO: I think we should name [the product] SINBAD after [Janet].
Underling: “SINBAD”?
CEO: Single Income, No Boyfriend, and Desperate.

27 Gillies Avenue
Newmarket, Auckland
New Zealand