Georgia

Pharmacy tech on phone: Thanks for calling ABC Pharmacy*… Yes, ma’am. Ma’am… Ma’am… Ma’am! Just speak your refill number to me — don’t punch it in your phone!

Braselton Highway
Dacula, Georgia

Overheard by: PharmDawg

Old woman: She’s been doing the moonwalk.
Young woman: That’s great!
Old woman: They’re waiting to find out the results of her biopsy.
Young woman: Yeah…

417 3rd Avenue
Albany, Georgia

Attorney: Can we file this psychopathically?

Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Legal Cube-Dweller

Clerk: This form is made out for June 31st, but there isn’t any June 31st.
Salesman: Why not? Is this a leap year?

Brunswick, Georgia

Overheard by: Julian Calendar

Bimbette #1: We are so lucky we can’t have forest fires here in Georgia.
Teacher: Forest fires can happen anywhere.
Bimbette #2: Nah, you gotta be closer to the equator than Georgia.

123 Broad Street
Dacula, Georgia

Overheard by: smokey the bear

Office manager: Have you ever seen the images from an MRI? It’s amazing the beautiful colors that are inside of our bodies!

Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: glorified gopher