Florida

Reader Poll: Is She?

Female cube dweller #1: I just got a massage for the first time.
Female cube dweller #2: How was it?
Female cube dweller #1: Girl, it was amazing. He had me get naked and even gave me a complimentary breast massage.
Male cube dweller: Wait… Wait… I don’t think he was supposed to do that.
Female cube dweller #1: Really? I don’t see why not… Really? Shit, I didn’t know that.
Male cube dweller: Yeah, he violated you. You can report him and he can lose his license for doing something like that.
Female cube dweller #1: Well, I don’t care — he was fine anyway. I’ll probably call him for another one.
Male cube dweller: You’re an idiot!

1455 Chancellor Drive
Orlando, Florida

Especially Since Your Cat Is Already “Meow Tse-Tung”

Worker bee: Seriously, you just should not name your dog after a rapist…

Medical office
Florida

Overheard by: The DM

You Play Helen Reddy, That’s What You Get

Male coworker: All I hear is, ‘Yap, yap, yap, I’m cold, yap, yap, yap, I’m a woman.

Gainesville, Florida

Overheard by: Erin

Help Yourself to a Sandwich While You’re Down There

Receptionist on phone: Look under my dress. There should be paper and a pen.

Tampa, Florida

Overheard by: Liz

Plus, It’s Harder to Steal Stuff and Get Away with It

Database admin #1: Well, this is a good place to work. You can really learn a lot here…
Database admin #2: Unlike a shop where everything’s automated and running smoothly — a place like that, something goes down, you just execute a stored procedure and you don’t have to know what it does.
Database admin #1: Yeah, you don’t want to work in a place where everything’s well-managed and actually works.
Database admin #2: Yeah! You won’t learn anything that way!

80 Carillon Parkway
St. Petersburg, Florida

Overheard by: The Nerd Whisperer

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