Professor, about his mother: … And I told her, ‘Maybe you’re going to hell.’ To her credit, she laughed. And then she died.
Emerson College
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: omateido
Sales chick #1: So, if the sun dies, then we’re all dead?
Sales chick #2: Yup.
Sales chick #1: But what if we eat the people that die first?
Sales chick #2: We’d all die pretty soon anyway.
Sales chick #1: Oh… But I can still eat the dead people, right?
4606 Lankershim Boulevard
North Hollywood, California
