Asia

Straight CTO, about strange meeting attendee who just left: I can't stop thinking about that guy.
CEO: A bit smitten, are we?

Science Park
Hong Kong

Colleague on telephone: It's the people from the matrix you created!

Baku
Azerbaijan

American construction manager: The concrete cutter doesn't have hearing projection.
Afghan safety manager: If he does not make like this, I will fuck him!

Mazar e Sharif
Afghanistan

Overheard by: SafetyFirst

Manager: The first deadline is April 31st and second deadline is May 31st.
Employee: There’s no 31st in April…So we have just one deadline.

Cyber Gateway building
HITEC City, Hyderabad
India