Consultant: I know the solution to this problem…only it won’t work.
IBM Golden Towers
Bangalore, India
Consultant: I know the solution to this problem…only it won’t work.
IBM Golden Towers
Bangalore, India
Straight CTO, about strange meeting attendee who just left: I can't stop thinking about that guy.
CEO: A bit smitten, are we?
Science Park
Hong Kong
Colleague on telephone: It's the people from the matrix you created!
Baku
Azerbaijan
American construction manager: The concrete cutter doesn't have hearing projection.
Afghan safety manager: If he does not make like this, I will fuck him!
Mazar e Sharif
Afghanistan
Overheard by: SafetyFirst
