Tech People

IT help desk: Mine are nothing like yours. Yours get so fluffy when I put them in my mouth.

500 Howard Street
San Francisco, California

Blonde salesgirl on phone with IT: My computer is not working.
IT guy: Did you plug everything in right?
Blonde salesgirl: Yes! Of course! The light is on, but nothing’s happening. [IT guy goes to her office, bends over, presses power button and walks out.] But the light was on!
IT guy: That’s your screen. The computer is the big box on the floor.

Office, Meilleur Street
Montreal
Canadia

Overheard by: ID-10-T

IT guy: Someone better jump out of a cake later and scream, ‘Gender surprise’!

Silverlake, California