Tech People

IT guy: There’s a spectrum between those who are completely illiterate and those who are completely literate, and the people who write the news are somewhere in-between.

Tonopah, Arizona

Overheard by: AndyDan

FedEx man: There are a lot of you women hanging around the front desk today.
Vet tech: We’re all just waiting to fight over your package.

99th Street and Leavenworth Road
Kansas City, Kansas

Overheard by: Christina

IT help desk: Mine are nothing like yours. Yours get so fluffy when I put them in my mouth.

500 Howard Street
San Francisco, California