[Male employee #1 offers doughnut to female employee.]

Female employee: I am not putting that into my body.
Male employee #1: That is pretty pompous.
Male employee #2: I know! You should see what she puts into her body, and how fast!
Male employee #1, after long silence: Um, so, did you see my e-mail from yesterday?

North Lamar Boulevard
Austin, Texas

Overheard by: Oh really?