Midsouth

Drone #1: I hate moving. My stuff’s everywhere. I’m living in squalor!
Drone #2: I don’t know where that is.

Glen Lake Drive
Charlotte, North Carolina

Overheard by: sladeripfire

Female engineer: I need to hear some boy bands.
Male coworker: Like ‘N Sync, 98 Degrees, Backdoor Boys.
Female engineer: I love back-door boys.

Airport Rd
Mansfield Texas

Elevator girl: I rode in the weenie mobile last night!
Elevator guy: Is that a euphemism?
Elevator girl: No! He really came! Oh…

Louisiana Street
Houston, Texas