Pennsylvania

Employee to another: You’re down on your hands and knees eating a banana. How do you not know what that symbolizes?

Route 209 and Weir Lake Road
Brodheadsville, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: CW

Coworker to intern: So, how was the autopsy? Did you have a good time?

Norristown, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Lan

Applicant: I don’t have a copy of my résumé. A dog threw up on my laptop.

Horsham, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: alxie