Wait, How Do You Spell It in a Fake British Accent, Again?

Middle-aged guy #1 looking at menu: Hey, man, they spelled ‘Caesar’ wrong.
Middle-aged guy #2: What do you mean?
Middle-aged guy #1: They spelled it C-A-E-S-A-R instead of C-E-A-S-A-R. They switched the ‘A’ and ‘E.’
Middle-aged guy #2: Yeah, I’ve seen it spelled that way before. It’s, like, the authentic Roman spelling.
Middle-aged guy #1: Oh, yeah, they were always doing crazy shit… Like backward V’s and stuff.

Sam Snead’s Tavern
Shawnee on Delaware, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Logan

Posted on November 29, 2006
Coworkers, General Idiocy, Geography & History, Meals and Snacks, Out to Lunch, Pennsylvania, Words

Well, That Rules Out Marine Biology

Ditz: I’d really like to pursue my acting and singing career. I think I’m really good at that.
Dad: [Nods]Ditz: But if that doesn’t work out I could always be a marine biologist. But you know? I’d really rather keep working at Target. It smells sooo good.

TGI Friday’s
Frederick, Maryland

Posted on September 14, 2006
Family members, General Idiocy, Maryland, Out to Lunch, Topics

Out to Lunch

Wait, How Do You Spell It in a Fake British Accent, Again?

Well, That Rules Out Marine Biology