Dumb Customers

What Do They Expect at a Snail Salon?

Large customer lady: I leave a big puddle… That’s how people know I’ve been here!

Melbourne
Australia

Posted on October 25, 2007
Australia, Dumb Customers, Gossip

I Think We Can Do Even Better

Lady customer: I need a phone that’ll work all year — all three hundred sixty-two days.

Electronics store
California

Overheard by: Stephen

Posted on September 6, 2007
California, Dumb Customers, General Idiocy

Tell Them Under No Circumstances Will Their Demands Be Met

Crazy woman at front desk: I will not be a slave to my teeth!

1685 Main Street
Santa Monica, California

Posted on September 6, 2007
California, Dumb Customers, Gripes