Dumb Customers

Crazy woman at front desk: I will not be a slave to my teeth!

1685 Main Street
Santa Monica, California

Employee: Can I have your first and last name?
Customer: I don’t have one.

715 Jefferson Street
Wausau, Wisconsin

Client: Is it North or South of Route 24?
Manager: Well, that depends on where you’re coming from.
Client: Oh, really? How does that work?

Huntington, New York