Dumb Customers

Lady customer: I need a phone that’ll work all year — all three hundred sixty-two days.

Electronics store
California

Overheard by: Stephen

Crazy woman at front desk: I will not be a slave to my teeth!

1685 Main Street
Santa Monica, California

Employee: Can I have your first and last name?
Customer: I don’t have one.

715 Jefferson Street
Wausau, Wisconsin