Boss: Man, there were some fine cougars in there! I mean, this one woman — she had gray hair, but she was, like, hot! I mean, like Falcon Crest-hot!
Bonner Springs, Kansas
Boss: Man, there were some fine cougars in there! I mean, this one woman — she had gray hair, but she was, like, hot! I mean, like Falcon Crest-hot!
Bonner Springs, Kansas
Manager #1, to temp: So, listen — you’ll be in charge of the department today while we’re at an all-staff meeting. But ain’t no cameras here, so you can use this space to roller skate while we’re gone.
Manager #2: Yeah, or stand on the desk.
Manager #3: Or take a doody.
15th Street
Washington, DC
General manager: He had ‘Shaving Ryan’s Privates’ on his résumé.
242 West 36th Street
New York, New York
