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Bet Dolly Parton Never Uses That Expression

Accounting supervisor: I'd really like for this customer to start paying on time.
Trade floor director: Well, I'd like bigger tits and a smaller ass, but that's not going to happen.

Houston, Texas

  • Posted on October 3, 2014
  • Body Parts, Bosses, Compare and contrast, Financial Folk, Money, Physical Appearance, Texas, Weirdness, Wishes
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