Montana

Then He’d Play with Them in His Crib

Disgruntled boy: … And they put the birth control education flyer up on my locker! My locker! I’m pretty sure that violates–
Overeager Spanish teacher, popping up from behind desk: –Oh! Oh! My mother used to put condoms under my brother’s pillow! We all called her the ‘Birth Control Fairy’!

High school
Livingston, Montana

Overheard by: Finally appreciates the tooth fairy

Posted on November 7, 2007
Gossip, Montana, Students, Teachers

Burt Bacharach: Dammit!

Worker bee: There’s nothing more romantic than porn falling on your head…

Palmer Street
Missoula, Montana

Posted on September 21, 2007
Coworkers, General Idiocy, Montana

Army Recruiters Are Born, Not Made

Little kid: Hey, you want to come to my birthday party? It’s all about hunting and killing and stuff.
TA: Um, I’ll think about it.
Little kid: Listen, your mom isn’t your boss anymore.

Sherwood Street
Missoula, Montana

Overheard by: Casey

Posted on June 26, 2007
Advice, Kids, Montana