Kids Do the Darndest Things, Huh?

Customer, excitedly: Yeah, if I do exactly as the judge says, I’ll be off of probation in a year!
Old cashier: In a year? Lucky you! My son has four years of probation.
Customer: Four years? Man, that’s tough. What did he do?
Old cashier: He shot someone! [Breaks into hysterical laughter along with the customer.]

South Adams Street
Marion, Indiana

Overheard by: Just wanted to pay for my groceries