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What’s the Upside Here?

Chick on cell, going to see her dad at work: Not shaving my legs is my chastity belt — now I can get drunk and not be a slut.

Main Street
Dallas, Texas

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  • Posted on July 11, 2019
  • Bimbettes, Body Parts, Health & Hygiene, Sexuality, Substance Use & Abuse, Texas
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