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Unless You Want to Be Skinny

College girl #1: I keep thinking I should smoke more often.
College girl #2: That’s probably not a valid assessment.

Binghamton University
Binghamton, New York

  • Posted on July 26, 2019
  • Comebacks, Education, General Idiocy, Health & Hygiene, New York, Students, Substance Use & Abuse
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