Little Did I Know It Was a Splenda Snickers

Editor (talking about diabetic colleague): So, around five o'clock he walks by and he's holding a candy bar–a Snickers–and I'm like, what is this? Suicide? If he goes into convulsions, I'm just going to gather my stuff and stroll out of here.

Newsroom
Stafford, New Jersey

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