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I Think I've Heard This Dolly Parton Song…

50-something woman on Stairmaster, to personal trainer: I've got the heart of a whore, and I want the body of a virgin.

Oakland, California

  • Posted on January 19, 2015
  • Body Parts, California, Customers, Physical Appearance, Sexuality, Teachers, Wishes
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