Are You Now, or Have You Ever Been, the Holiday Inn?

Front desk: XYZ Inn*, Avery* speaking. How may I help you?
Caller: Is this the Holiday Inn?
Front desk: No, it’s the XYZ Inn.
Caller: So you’re not the Holiday Inn anymore?
Front desk: No!
Caller: Okay.

611 Ocean Street
Santa Cruz, California

Overheard by: Crystal