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You Can Take a Long Lunch If You Let Me Lick It

Receptionist: Will you watch the phones so I can use the restroom, please?
Salesman: Only if I can smell your seat when you get up!

Chicago, Illinois

  • Posted on March 18, 2020
  • Creepsters, Illinois, Offers and requests, Receptionists, Restroom, Sensory Experiences
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