What if Your Kid’s Hungover?

Co‐Worker #1: Kids are just a built in excuse to call in sick. If Carl* can call in because his kid is sick, I should be able to call in sick because I’m hungover.
Co‐Worker #2: Wouldn’t that be every day then?
Co‐Worker #1: No, I mean too hungover to work.

Highways 7 and 78
Independence, Missouri

Overheard by: steak of life