Super pregnant co‐worker to new hire: Oh my god, it’s like I can feel his face pushing up against my vagina whenever I walk!
(new hire stares in stunned silence)
Super pregnant co‐worker, attempting to backpedal: Well, I mean, not all the time. But if I walk really fast then I get worried it’ll mess up his face! Like, “woah, dude, what happened to your nose?” “My mom had a really heavy gait when I was in utero, man.”
Overheard by: So, what does it feel like when you sit?