The Trick Is Eating Kim Chee and Never Showering

Asian guy: Hey, look! A butterfly!
White guy: Why don’t you go catch it? That’s what Asians do.
Asian guy: No, we catch flies.
White guy: With fucking chopsticks?
Asian guy: Yeah, but if you give me two cigarettes I could probably use those.

Parkland Avenue
Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Overheard by: Gloria