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The Suicide Hotline Tries to Keep Callers Confused

Woman on phone: Well, do you want to sleep or do you want to die? You can’t have it both ways.

Fort Worth, Texas

  • Posted on May 13, 2008
  • Death, Default, Offers and requests, On the phone, Questions, Texas, Weirdness
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