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She Was Like, “You'll Poke Your Eye Out at the Speed Of Light!”

Scientist: My momma always told me to never throw lasers.

Lecture Hall
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: dulcibella

  • Posted on January 15, 2015
  • Advice, Employees, Family, Illinois, Technology, Weirdness
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