Next You’ll Be Reading Our Subpoenas and Overdue Bills

Young boy: Mom! We’ve been in line for a really long time!!
Mother: No, not really. Stop complaining.
Young boy: Yes we have! We got here at 10:00, and it’s almost 12:30!!
Mother: Damn the public school system for teaching you how to tell time.

Enfield, Connecticut

Overheard by: Dark_Kitty