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I’m Sure You’ll Be a Fine President

Employee #1: You know that part of your brain that stops you from doing stupid shit?
Employee #2: Nope.
Employee #1: Oh.

Galleria
Houston, Texas

Overheard by: consultantinka

  • Posted on November 30, 2018
  • Body Parts, Coworkers, Default, Employees, Questions, Retail, Texas
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