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I Suggest You Switch to Diet Pepsi

Office Mormon to guy drinking beer at dinner: Dude, you're so drunk.
Drinker: I don't tell you what it's like to be Mormon, so you don't tell me what it's like to be drunk.

Honolulu, Hawaii

  • Posted on November 14, 2018
  • Compare and contrast, Drinking, Employees, Hawaii, Religion, Religious folk
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