Classics student, referring to the original Virgil text: Soooo, you're saying I have to read the Latin translation as well?
University of Tasmania
Australia
Classics student, referring to the original Virgil text: Soooo, you're saying I have to read the Latin translation as well?
University of Tasmania
Australia
Spanish professor: The books are like crystal meth. You wouldn't let your friends have it…
Winona State University
Minnesota
Sales rep, sitting across hallway. answering his phone at 11:45 am: Well, good afternoon to you too, especially in the morning.
Hudson, Massachusetts
Office guy to another: Haven't you heard? We're moving to Linux, dude.
Microsoft
Redmond, Washington
IT manager, mumbling to herself: I don't know why people are so stupid…
Lincoln, Nebraska
Overheard by: Glad I'm smart
Smoking man: She's a woman. She's always been a woman. Even when she had a penis, she was a woman.
Manhattan, New York
Female boss: Can you feel an earthquake from an airplane?
Lincoln Center
Manhattan, New York
HR to sales: I don't like bone in my meat.
Toronto
Canadia
Social media expert: Did you guys know you can actually 'like' a page on Facebook from your phone? (pause) I never knew that before!
Norfolk, Virginia
