Editor #1: Ew, why is there an eyeball over here?
Editor #2: I don't know. Are we supposed to put salsa on it?
Baltimore, Maryland
Editor #1: Ew, why is there an eyeball over here?
Editor #2: I don't know. Are we supposed to put salsa on it?
Baltimore, Maryland
Coworker #1: Look for rain later, as God is crying over Provo.
Coworker#2: I said “awe” really loud after he said that.
Coworker#2: I don't even believe in God!
Salt Lake City, Utah
Administrative assistant: Nice to meet you, oh, you're a tall rabbi, aren't you?
Boston, Massachusetts
Legal assistant #1: Wow. My friend just texted me that he got hit by a car but he's still at work.
Legal assistant #2: That's why you don't go into finance.
Manhattan, New York
Salesman on phone to customer: If your local idiots didn't do it, they're morons.
Portland, Oregon
Publisher, walking through: Just call me Gandhi. Where the hell is my urine so I can freakin' drink it?
Bennington, Vermont
Suit, on Friday before hurricane: I'm not looking forward to getting blown by Irene.
Jersey City, New Jersey
Overheard by: Hobo Whisperer
Coworker to another: The feedback from the client will give us a barometer of how they're feeling.
Auckland
New Zealand
Instructor, introducing new software that all employees in class will need: Oh, wait, it's doing that thing again.
Saratoga Springs, New York
CSR on phone: Hey, watch the attitude, don't forget you are a receptionist at a recycling plant! (pause) Me?! I work in a crappy phone room, so it looks like nobody's dreams are coming true today!
Bronx, New York
Overheard by: brian brinegar
