Male coworker to female coworker: Hussy!
(female coworker laughs)
Male coworker: I feel completely comfortable calling you that.
Female coworker: That's okay. I know you mean it in a good way.
Male coworker: Would it bother you more if someone called you a hussy or a harlot?
Female coworker: Depends on if they meant it in a bad way or not. But I think “hussy” sounds a little worse. There's a righteous harlot mentioned in the bible. There are no righteous hussies in the bible.

Raleigh, North Carolina

Dull male intern: So, what do you want to do in physical therapy?
New girl intern: Become a physical therapist.
Dull male intern: Oh… I guess that makes sense.

Malvern, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Quick! Flex and grin!

Cubicle lady #1: Is that a dog barking?
Cubicle lady #2: That's my purse barking. (goes on to answer her cell phone)

Louisiana Street
Houston, Texas

Overheard by: Shiela

Customer: Oh, you're left handed. I heard that the ratio of right to left-handed people is 9 to 1.
Manager: Yeah, but I heard that left-handers have a high death rate!

St. Joseph, Michigan

School principal, during online meeting on interoffice communications: Is the telephone considered non-verbal communication?
Teacher from different school: Yes, since by definition non-verbal communication isn't face-to-face.

Baltimore, Maryland

Male intern to female intern: Have you ever watched a dog take a dump and walk all hunched over while he did it?
Female intern: No! You're disgusting!

Michigan

Client: Hi, it's Dave.
CSR: Hi Dave, how are you?
Client: Not good.
CSR: Oh really, why's that?
Client: I lost my pet bird on Tuesday night. I was balling my eyes out all yesterday.
CSR: (speechless)

Sydney
Australia

Young female assistant to the CEO, working on particularly challenging spreadsheet: Ugh, I am ready to pull my hair out.
CEO: I could do that for you, if you'd like.

Everett, Washington

Coworker on phone: Just go ahead and let it catch on fire.

Broomfield, Colorado

Coworker, slicing into a pastry in the coffee room: Oh, it's so hard! I thought it would be soft!

Ridge, New York