Woman yelling into phone at IT support person: My problem is I do not go out on the internet!

Washington, DC

Overheard by: OldPandaDayz

Peon #1: How long has it been since the last site visit?
Peon #2: It's been several hours and 15 days…

Portland, Oregon

Secretary to sales: Here, feel my clementine.

Mustang, Oklahoma

Overheard by: Orange you glad he didn't say banana?

Female coworker #1: The package has arrived!
Female coworker #2: Yes! Finally we can get her!
Female coworker #1: I'll hold her down and you shave her legs, okay?
Female coworker #2: Yeah! Tonight we'll do it!
Female coworker #3, clueless: What?

Milan
Italy

Employee #1: Well, why don't you go to second shift?
Employee #2: I should!
Employee #3: Mandy would shoot you.
Employee #2: She would.

Cincinnati, Ohio

Fire alarm engineer: That's a beautiful shaft!

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: The_SuperVixen

Coworker on cell: Did you pick up the prescription? (pause) How about the coke and the razors?

Woburn, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Chuckie

Coworker #1: I had the first animatronic doll, Archie Bunker, and he had a pee pee.
Coworker #2: You mean “anatomically correct”?
Coworker #1: Oh, yeah, that's the word!

Winchester, Virginia

Engineer: It's okay. It's just chickens.

Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: Jeremy

Receptionist on phone: John has a big one but not the huge huge one.

Valparaiso, Indiana